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My name is Deseree/Dante. I am bisexual and genderfluid. I reblog what I enjoy.

vinegod:

Narrating People’s Lives: On the Sidewalk! by Thomas Sanders

3 hours ago42,503 plays

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

nyoalicekirkland:

axispowersshella:

secret-ninja-hetalian:

hipstercanada:

italy-the-kid:

OMFG



2. Did Mr. Honda survive the ride?

No. No he did not. 

R.I.P Mr. Honda 

nyoalicekirkland:

axispowersshella:

secret-ninja-hetalian:

hipstercanada:

italy-the-kid:

OMFG

2. Did Mr. Honda survive the ride?

No. No he did not. 

R.I.P Mr. Honda 

naviyeager:

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3 hours ago13,652 plays

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

FINALLY SOMEONE GIFFED THIS